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carastovall:
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he's a serial killer
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| Snapudi: |
he has syphilitic
growths all over his head |
| Snapudi |
totally disfigured |
| feelpudi: |
shot his foot off
too |
| carastovall: |
i'm guessing he's
killed a transient by now |
| GoDelfin: |
but like for some
strange twist of fate, he gets all the chicks |
| GoDelfin: |
and he won the lottery |
| Snapudi: |
and he's a captain
of a Destroyer |
| Snapudi: |
the U.S.S. Curried
Lamb |
| feelpudi: |
while passed out
drunk |
| GoDelfin: |
and has a new show
on Fox this fall |
| GoDelfin: |
and has six weeks
to live |
| GoDelfin: |
in which time his
remaining days will be documented for a reality tv series |
| GoDelfin: |
that will capture
the largest television audience in history |
| Snapudi: |
and he has a tumor
on his pituitary that gives him psychic powers |
| GoDelfin: |
his estate will
become endowed as a foundation for promotion gun rights and propogating
hate rhetoric |
| Snapudi: |
against his parents |
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